#nerve

Ridiculous Tips for a Miserable Sex Life: April 2012

“For a slutty snack you’ll love (you big whore), take half a grape and layer it between two low-sodium whole-wheat crackers. (To really be a homewrecking strumpet, smear a pinky-nail’s worth of mustard on one cracker first.)”

…even if her [Theron’s] inclusion did draw new viewers, it’s unlikely that they stuck around for long. (She was, after all, retarded.)
Hey, look! Ableism! Nerve, is it so hard to be sex-positive that you end up being assholes in other ways instead? Really.