What? No! Some of my best friends are dudes! var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-18789019-2’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @ohhitumblr)http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/The Stareater: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...:...http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50782452029http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50782452029Sat, 18 May 2013 23:14:46 -0400europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT...http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50782413612http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50782413612Sat, 18 May 2013 23:14:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f4461c6b74971a0ce944450b009e15b/tumblr_mn0z2j42XC1qbnxebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Like, this is the basic bullshit I get on okcupid, and IRL.</p>http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50781515197http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50781515197Sat, 18 May 2013 23:01:31 -0400mister-smalls: BAH duh ha dee tah bada bedda NAH nuh sha doo ba dada beeda YEAH duh BAH teh BE a...http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50757985649http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50757985649Sat, 18 May 2013 17:15:47 -0400pretty much every talking heads song evercory-doctorow: ghostdaddotcx: The first immigrants to Europe arrived thousands of years ago from...http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50733600676http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50733600676Sat, 18 May 2013 11:30:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e94d3f72e61c39d089c1152ac9ea2f0/tumblr_mmjql7daC81s1amtbo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26310e1c6222f44d480475a40e0d918e/tumblr_mmjql7daC81s1amtbo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a37c31d307fbbfa7c225077cf27edd1b/tumblr_mmjql7daC81s1amtbo6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/485a99a8c0378857d1e6ea2d2394a2bb/tumblr_mmjql7daC81s1amtbo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/407ad8225a9af127a993e16fe31a98ce/tumblr_mmjql7daC81s1amtbo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ece56e4ea22b896cbefc9319d38d1758/tumblr_mmjql7daC81s1amtbo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/243c8e4a475ff46600de3805aa2fbfdd/tumblr_mmjql7daC81s1amtbo4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/27afcdcd8006ae049b39f5a6570c06de/tumblr_mmjql7daC81s1amtbo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b369c4d36d744de446a813eff86f914/tumblr_mmjql7daC81s1amtbo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12cc00038ec2e756741db7b9a8955917/tumblr_mmjql7daC81s1amtbo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://melohde.tumblr.com/post/50235545957/thegoddamazon-honesttoblarg-the-potoo">melohde</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegoddamazon.tumblr.com/post/50192264694/honesttoblarg-the-potoo-either-the-most">thegoddamazon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://honesttoblarg.tumblr.com/post/50082307606">honesttoblarg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.</p> </blockquote> <p>unphotogenic? these are my favorite pictures of any bird ever</p> </blockquote> <p>This look like a Hayao Miyazaki creature.</p> <p>OMG I’m still laughing HELP.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure these birds were the inspiration for some of the Muppets</p> </blockquote>http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50718081658http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50718081658Sat, 18 May 2013 05:45:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89ae95921929ab459f9ac5ea59c29dab/tumblr_mmyx4tC2xg1qbnxebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There aren’t taxidermy bears in all bars? News to me.</p>http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50688958222http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50688958222Fri, 17 May 2013 20:24:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/201099545c5c3981394dcd1bdaccac71/tumblr_ml41ioKY1e1s2ms7ko1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boadiceasrevenge.tumblr.com/post/50256920938/never-obey-hardscum-alongcameatom">boadiceasrevenge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://never-obey.tumblr.com/post/50255914739/hardscum-alongcameatom-mcvitie">never-obey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hardscum.tumblr.com/post/50255686321/alongcameatom-mcvitie-pokka-pokka">hardscum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alongcameatom.tumblr.com/post/50225294940/mcvitie-pokka-pokka-fuckbattersgetcredits">alongcameatom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mcvitie.tumblr.com/post/50165198709/pokka-pokka-fuckbattersgetcredits">mcvitie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pokka--pokka.tumblr.com/post/50160924309/fuckbattersgetcredits-ekitailullaby">pokka—pokka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckbattersgetcredits.tumblr.com/post/50123808690/ekitailullaby-guruthethird-eeriie-the">fuckbattersgetcredits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ekitailullaby.tumblr.com/post/50041299189/guruthethird-eeriie-the-enigma-of-amigara">ekitailullaby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://guruthethird.tumblr.com/post/48580569755/eeriie-the-enigma-of-amigara-fault-is-a-creepy">guruthethird</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eeriie.tumblr.com/post/47727945166/the-enigma-of-amigara-fault-is-a-creepy-comic-by">eeriie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Enigma of Amigara Fault is a creepy comic by Junji Ito. When <span>many man shaped holes suddenly appear on the sides of a mountain, it causes thousands of people from all over the world to gather, then things get very twisted.</span></p> <p><span>Read the full comic </span><a href="http://www.justmegawatt.com/comics/enigmaofamigarafault.html">here. Be sure to read from right to left, instead of left to right.</a></p> </blockquote> <p>And this is when I became claustrophobic</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD NO DON’T READ IT!</p> </blockquote> <p>no no read it</p> </blockquote> <p>*FEMININE SHRIEKS*</p> </blockquote> <p>Read it but it’s fucking terrifying</p> </blockquote> <p>JESUS </p> </blockquote> <p>HOLY SHIT FUCK THIS COMIC DAMN IT TO HELL </p> </blockquote> <p>That’s nothing! Read gyo, uzumaki and earthbound.</p> </blockquote> <p>I read Uzumaki last year… Maybe I’ll try this.</p> </blockquote> <p>whoa</p>http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50675937082http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50675937082Fri, 17 May 2013 17:15:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60ab463d241672abbe64a1551db1eb65/tumblr_mkp9ghdkNv1qlrxgfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paragonpostcards.tumblr.com/post/50089795085/literally-the-american-employment-system">paragonpostcards</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Literally the American employment system.</p> </blockquote>http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50655921932http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50655921932Fri, 17 May 2013 11:30:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42e5b1072b132d8b206468555ea780fc/tumblr_mmy7yklDQb1qbnxebo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a href="https://www.thisismyjam.com/klemay/_5qh0k14?utm_source=tumblr&utm_medium=sharing&utm_campaign=user">‘Oh No!’ by Marina & the Diamonds</a></b><br/>I just want a change. I just want a change. I just want a change. I just want a change.</p>http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50655472294http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50655472294Fri, 17 May 2013 11:20:44 -0400thisismyjam&#8220;You know that episode of GIRLS where they go to that warehouse party and Shoshana...http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50651443909http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50651443909Fri, 17 May 2013 09:52:00 -0400sorry mom<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e03069f8b359ae354f8b52e54a1dc31/tumblr_mm3bbvbYg51rl6c79o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50643113073http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50643113073Fri, 17 May 2013 05:45:23 -0400This week has been such an emotional roller coaster. Got a 4th person for our lease, who happens to...http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50635801733http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50635801733Fri, 17 May 2013 01:41:47 -0400mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok” http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50635076594http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50635076594Fri, 17 May 2013 01:25:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab1077bdf2c9497b36a68ae3cba65496/tumblr_mmm80m7C5X1spjnhzo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dece56cd1af964b2fe5491fbadc6d9a6/tumblr_mmm80m7C5X1spjnhzo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50600863961http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50600863961Thu, 16 May 2013 17:15:49 -0400every guy everI&#8217;ve had my queue on but I haven&#8217;t been able to get through more than like, 10 posts on...http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50584864747http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50584864747Thu, 16 May 2013 12:56:01 -0400home-of-amazons: starlightnymph: the porn industry fetishizes women who look like they’re underage...http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50584643900http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50584643900Thu, 16 May 2013 12:51:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0463f7ebeb8abc79712ab1ef14ca831a/tumblr_mhdho6J5D41qlvie8o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7174806ce272d1fb314e519244781cd7/tumblr_mhdho6J5D41qlvie8o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7ea889c334841980ed4489fe83db8e4/tumblr_mhdho6J5D41qlvie8o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d5086a5c3299d09b599c25583c8830c/tumblr_mhdho6J5D41qlvie8o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9085759e8dbee7af9735a1c6e22608f7/tumblr_mhdho6J5D41qlvie8o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d37cf8216ccbf599439200e4da77ff9/tumblr_mhdho6J5D41qlvie8o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50580549096http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50580549096Thu, 16 May 2013 11:30:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2a5e3758b9a7d2a13b3eb79fe03485d/tumblr_mm5iq8vGVs1r82qrjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50567528339http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50567528339Thu, 16 May 2013 05:45:05 -0400I put a deposit down on an apartment on Brooklyn&#8217;s most phallic-sounding street. Himrod.http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50553158605http://ohhitumblr.tumblr.com/post/50553158605Wed, 15 May 2013 23:38:07 -0400