Someone make a fatblr please?

"I ate an entire pint of Ben & Jerry’s, here’s a pic of the empty carton"

"Here’s me looking fly, yes I’m a size 14 are you jealous"

"Haha I look dumb in downward dog but that’s because most people look dumb in downward dog"

"I’m eating a salad. Yeah it’s not just the skinny people who make good choices"

I would do it if I had 100% odds of not ending up on reddit.