My little brother is in town and he has never been to NYC without our parents before. I’m trying to walk the fine line between treating him like the adult he is & making sure he has everything he needs (directions, suggestions for things to do while I’m at work, etc).
This whole problem is compounded by the fact that I place a lot of importance on being a good host & feel like I need to make it perfect when anyone is staying in my city and in my home.
Speaking of the fact that I cried about puppies this weekend
I found out there’s a show on animal planet & available on Netflix called “Too Cute.”
A litter of golden retriever puppies brought me to tears because THEY WERE JUST TOO CUTE.
So, moral of the story is that you should never let me watch puppies frolic unless you’re ready to deal with the emotional fallout.
Woman:You shouldnt watch porn.
Everyone:Stop shaming sex workers! Youre just anti-sex.
Man:You shouldnt watch porn.
Everyone:Awwwww hes so sensitive!!! What an amazing feminist!!!!!
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill